• Why it's good to have five pair of black shoes?
• The girl cry.
• Fat clothes.
• A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.
• Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.
• The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
• A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.
• Other women.

LADIES...SIGNS HE IS CHEATING BY THE WAY HE EATS BREAKFAST!

1. If your man eats breakfast slower or faster than usual you've got a problem. When men cheat, they feel the most guilt first thing in the morning. One of the ways this guilt manifests itself is the speed with which he eats breakfast. A change in speed indicates problems.
2. If your man abruptly changes his breakfast menu, something's up - and that something isn't good. A man who suddenly asks for scrambled eggs or a breakfast steak instead of his usual pancakes, for example, is experimenting with food. Chances are, he's "experimenting" with another woman, too.
3. The way your man holds a fork - and what he does with the fork - can be a sign of cheating. Again, change is the key. If your man suddenly starts pointing with a fork while he speaks, for example, it's a sure sign that he's trying to "keep you at bay." In a psychological sense, he's using the fork to keep you from getting "too close" - and finding out the truth about his affair.
4. The way your man butters his toast can speak volumes about his devotion to you. If he pays lengthy and undue attention to the toast, for example, he's probably trying to avoid eye contact - a sure sign that he's feeling guilty about something, probably his affair.
5. How your man drinks his coffee is an excellent way to determine if he's cheating on you. Cheaters tend to start off drinking their coffee slowly, as if savoring something forbidden. As the coffee cools, they begin to gulp -- as if trying hurry and finish something before they get caught.